"OK, this page isn't ready yet", says the webmaster. "But when it's ready, you can be assured that our product range won't look like the picture on the left. A tad smaller."
We can't argue with the webmaster, because he'd delete any negative comments about him . Apparently he's watching a rerun of the UEFA Champions League match between Real Madrid and Juventus rather than working on this site.
Then he'll cook something really wonderful, and there's little one can do when confronted with good food.
You've got to be patient with geniuses.